Friday, September 7, 2012

The Three Grizzly Bears Who Are Stuck



Yesterday, Caroline wrote a book.  (Wrote, meaning dictated.)

This week, I can't write to save my life.  
My four year old, however, has become a hysterical fiction author.  

Okay, okay... maybe it's only funny to me.  But I have nothing better to post today.  This is a formula for disaster:

writer's block + proud mama blindness = boring to the general public

Feel free to nominate my baby for the Pulitzer.

The Three Grizzly Bears Who Are Stuck
by Caroline Goode, age 4


Once upon a time, there was a zoo.  You know what? This really happened! There once was a zoo and three bears lived together.
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Then they started to pay to get in the zoo.  The policeman is watching out for crooks who are bad who want to shoot you.
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Mommy is the biggest one.  I am the little one.  You know what? This really happened, so you can watch a movie of it but now there are only two bears left if you go visit them today.  (Doesn't Mommy look funny? Yes!)
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It's early.  The zookeeper is sleeping.
The three bears are gonna get stuck.  The bears are gonna see a bad crook and the police is gonna see the crook in his car and say, "I better get there!"
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The zookeeper woke up.

He said, "Agh! I forgot to lock their cage! Until she found the grizzly bears.  The police found them.  She brang them to her.
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The crooks shoot one of the bears.  Then the next day, they shoot the next bear.  They are all gone the next day because the crook shoots all of them.
We're just pretending.  It was a real crook and a real gun, but the bears went to the hospital and got better.
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Two bears got out of the hospital. The other bear is getting out soon.

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THE END!


Happy Friday to you all!


3 comments:

Toni Patrick said...

Caroline is a great writer just like her Mama!

Jessica Whatley said...

Ahhh haha! Love that girl and her wild and crazy imagination!!! Rachel- you did look funny :)

RACHEL said...

I looked like a freak with that hair! :)