This is embarrassing.
We evacuated from Mobile. (They told us to! They MANDATED it!)
But... our friends all knew it was silly. They rolled their eyes. They stayed.
Turns out... we evacuated from our home for... rain. (Knock on wood that it stays just rain for Mobile! Praying Isaac isn't severe for anyone else.)
Caroline is traveling with her shower cap.
Because if you leave your region at the threat of summer showers, you should at least have the necessary head gear.