I grab Caroline excitedly and pick her up.
Me: “You’re gonna be a big sister!!!!”
Brad: “No Caroline, you ARE a big sister. You already have a little sister! She is already born!
Caroline: (turns her precious palms up, confused, shaking her head)
“But I don’t have her!”
Me: “That’s right, she’s not here at our house yet. Where is she?”
Caroline: “In Africa. We gonna pick her up?”
Me: “Yes, we need to pick her up!”
Caroline: “I gotta take a nap first.”